I have exciting news!! My body is swimsuit ready! Seriously. It's all ready for summer and swimming and having fun! Want to know my secret? I put a swimsuit on. Seriously, it's that easy! Guess what.... All it takes to be swimsuit-ready is to have a body. I mean, I guess you could put a swimsuit on something else and call it swimsuit ready. Whaddya say, swimsuit ready dogs? Should we start some sort of hashtag campaign or something? It's probably important enough. In any case, last I checked the only thing necessary to have a "swimsuit ready bod" is, well, to have a body to actually put inside a swimsuit. Like jeans ready. Or sweats ready. They're kinda the same thing in the end. Unless you're out there to objectify yourself. In which case... That's just something else entirely.